Belle and the villagers have just implemented the latest government guidelines to turn "little town" into a greener and more sustainable Eco town. What could possibly go wrong?
LYRICS
I'm told I must reduce my carbon footprint
Got rid of all my plastic bags
But I feel I cannot win
Forgot to put out my green bin
Now the council's going to fine me £60 pounds
Get Jabbed
Eat bugs
Don't have a family
Do as, we say
Live in a pod
I need 6 eggs
But **** I'm vegan
Trust the government to run your life
How dare you try to drive to work this morning
You probably killed a polar bear
You must stay at least 6ft
Eat substantially less meat
And forget about that holiday to Spain
Ohhh but we must do something
Or our children won't have any hope
Howwwwbout we boycott China
But I'd rather cancel people who aren't being woke
I just installed my heat pump, solar panels
Doesn't that wind farm look just swell?
But I really must admit
Green energy is s**t
Still reliant on the national grid
Lectured by an angry Swedish kid,
David Attenborough gone and flipped his lid
Now there are people who won't change their habits
They're probably going straight to hell
But can we all at least agree
You're not as virtuous as me
So I'm making plans for social credit scores
I sent an African child down a lithium mine
But I drive a Tesla so it's perfectly fine