Here it is. It went viral over Twitter and Facebook but could use a few more views on the YouTube!
Boris is having a Downing Street Christmas Party and all you plebes are invited! Oh wait no, sorry, you are locked down.
BE OUR GUEST
Be our guest! Be our guest!
I don't need a Covid test
Cos I'm Boris it's my party
Without a drink I get depressed
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'œuvres
Yes I know we're supposed to serve
But you're not going to vote labour
Why should I change my behaviour?
We will sing we will dance
When you plebes won't get a chance
You must stay at home protect the NHS
Yes I have closed your venues
Ignore advice and then you'll
Be quite stressed & repressed, it's house arrest
Closed your pub and your shop
Can't see your gran or have your op
Trust the science and the news
While we consume a lot of booze
You're alone and you're scared
But our banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
Downing Street is entertaining
We tell jokes! I do tricks
With my fellow hypocrites
Won't wear a mask or isolate that you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
Don't need a Covid pass
You're not impressed
we transgressed but we'll ignore all your protests. We're possessed, Covid obsessed be our guest
This virus is concerning
the rules we should all be observing
Start to feel like a monumental con
Ah, those good old days when we had freedoms
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Two years you've been so trusting
When our records quite disgusting
You couldn't exercise see plays or pay your bills
Most days you just lay around on furlough
I'm Flabby, fat and lazy
Re-elect me and your crazy!